Help! Its bloody Valentines again

#1
Ok, I am probably the least mushy and romantic person on the planet. But I do try and every year I have to go through the same shite, buy flowers and a card. and she looks unimpressed.

Can any of you ARRSE ladies suggest a wonderful Valentines day present for the Missus, so that she will be elated and let me do her up the bottom.

The odd thing is she will allow sodomy during the rest of the year, all I have to do is threaten her with a good kicking. Just goes to show that you have to be cruel to be kind.

But in the spirit of romance I shall try to bum her using nice means rather than boots combat high.

Over to you ladies.

P.S. She dont like chocolate
 
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blindfire

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#2
buy her a 15inch dildo..then let her ram your ricker with it :D

I hate valentines day load of cack
 
#4
Buy her a pair of slippers, and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers then she can go and fcuk herslef ;)

Tish Tish Boom...and arrrr thankyow!
 
#8
what about perfume? Or underwear?

If she doesn't like any of those things either then seriously, tell her to get fcuked the ungrateful wench
 
#9
smudge67 said:
Buy her a pair of slippers, and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers then she can go and fcuk herslef ;)

Tish Tish Boom...and arrrr thankyow!
Yes and i bet she does a better job of it to :wink:
 
#12
Moodybitch said:
what about perfume? Or underwear?

If she doesn't like any of those things either then seriously, tell her to get fcuked the ungrateful wench
Good plan but she is a fussy sod and I am bound to get the wrong ones, she werent too keen on the red leather crotchless effort last year, and she has shatloads of perfume already
 
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blindfire

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#19
bigbird67 said:
buy her a voucher for a spa day! She gets pampered, you get the house to yourself for a whole day...everyone's a winner!!
I've done the BB..its a good idea..and you're guaranteed sex later :D
 

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