Help! I'm off to an Art Showing this evening and need buzzwords and poncy stuff to say when I'm cornered by Art Critiques and annoying c0cks. So far I have "What is the Artist TRYING to say!" while waving my arms about. and "I can sense the artist deep sexual confusion in his art work" I'll be getting skwiffy on the free wine so will be in the mood to insult Lefties.