PLEASE HELP!!!! I THINK I AM GOING GINGER!!!! Now those of you that know me know I have a nice but thinning head of black hair through my Old Dear being a Philippino-American. HOWEVER today after coming back from the gym, I had a shower and ARRRRRGH!!!!! I found some ginger pubes on the soap!!!! I hear you say "No probs Duck bet the kids left it or something". NO!!!! It was a new bar of soap and I have no copper topped rugrats. So there I was thinking I had dodged the Gwar gene as it does run in the Duck family. Could this be the end? What should I do? Is the Gwar predujice that bad? Will small children and cute fluffy animals shun me? Will I need to move to Benbecula and cover my head with a hessian sack? Where do I get advice from to deal with this VILE predicament? Should I just get a rope and end it all now? Or does an exhaust pipe through the car window sounds more pleasant? Or should I just pluck them all out like MDN does? Yes I am bored today in case you wondered.