Hmmmm, so the other half is about to finish his Tiffy course and I feel compelled to buy him something. Thought about getting him a lifetimes supply of FHM, but he'd only stack them up in the bog. Then considered a night with an extremely sexy lady, but he'd only turn her down cos he knows I'm better (Ahem honest!). Next I had the idea of booking us a dirty weekend somewhere, but why pay for it when I can do what I wanna do in my own back garden and pee the neighbours off at the same time??!!!
So, short of buying him the usual boring army related junk, REME tie pin, tankard or cufflinks (which he has already), I'm stumped so would be grateful of any ideas. Oh, and before anyone suggests it, I already thought about buying him a transfer out of REME, but I don't think anyone else would have him!!
Sorry my first post is a bit of a let down but I just know one of you intelligent clever ARRSE's will be able to inspire me!