Help! I Just Gots To Know...

#1
So, there I was enjoying a private moment with my latest 'art film' acquisition, " TITTIE SLICKERS II ".. when it hit me..

Why do Porno films have sequels?

I mean, most viewers - um - climax- before the film does.. I can't honestly say I've ever seen the ending to any of the films, let alone peruse the credits to see who the Key Grip or Best Boy Electric was..so, why?

As far as I can tell there usually aren't any unresolved plot points, or a cliffhanger ending... the ' hero' never seems to have -er- 'frustrated issues' that need to be explored to make him a 'whole person'.. he's more likely to be interested in other types of holes..

So, why do they make sequels?

How can the film-makers feel they can top their first efforts? What plot twists can there be? Boy/girl meets boy/girl, they get naked, f*ck themselves silly in a number of poses/configurations in vacuous setting [ sometimes, just a bare stage ]... then the ' money shot [ or more than one ] and the film ends..

Might as well put it on a loop..

Sequels? Are the stars out to establish a body of work/oeuvre that will elevate their status or something?.. I can't think of anyone watching who cares who's in the film, just as long as the girl gets her bits out and the guy doesn't take too long to roger her in a thorough fashion..

So,Why?
 
#3
Presumably the creative spark that inspires such masterpiece sequels happens when Ron Jeremy or some other porn producer look at their bank account, or a copy of 'What Superyacht' and thinks he fancies one of those...
 

Command_doh

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#5
Probably because they are bone posts?

I am all for porn sequels. Look at it simply you fools - its more porn! And when has 'more porn' ever been a bad thing?

Incidentally, I recommend the 'not the.....' series of porno's.

So far they have done Beverley Hills 90210, That 70's show, the X - Files, Twilight (the vampire film) and many others.

I only just watched 'Not the Cosbys II' yesterday (Misty Stone is a favourite of mine with her deliciously 'frizzy' hair and slim bod). Very nice :D

EDIT

Haha, she even got her question 'why are all my posts being deleted' deleted. Unlucky Integeri!
 
#7
Command_doh said:
Probably because they are bone posts?

I am all for porn sequels. Look at it simply you fools - its more porn! And when has 'more porn' ever been a bad thing?

Incidentally, I recommend the 'not the.....' series of porno's.

So far they have done Beverley Hills 90210, That 70's show, the X - Files, Twilight (the vampire film) and many others.

I only just watched 'Not the Cosbys II' yesterday (Misty Stone is a favourite of mine with her deliciously 'frizzy' hair and slim bod). Very nice :D

EDIT

Haha, she even got her question 'why are all my posts being deleted' deleted. Unlucky Integeri!

Thank you for introducing me to Misty Stone!! WOW! :D
 

Fang_Farrier

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#8
Rocketeer said:
So,

How can the film-makers feel they can top their first efforts? What plot twists can there be? Boy/girl meets boy/girl, they get naked, f*ck themselves silly in a number of poses/configurations in vacuous setting [ sometimes, just a bare stage ]... then the ' money shot [ or more than one ] and the film ends..


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My bold

I think the expression you're looking for there is ladyboy.
 

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