Help! I Just Gots To Know...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Feb 17, 2010.

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  1. So, there I was enjoying a private moment with my latest 'art film' acquisition, " TITTIE SLICKERS II ".. when it hit me..

    Why do Porno films have sequels?

    I mean, most viewers - um - climax- before the film does.. I can't honestly say I've ever seen the ending to any of the films, let alone peruse the credits to see who the Key Grip or Best Boy Electric, why?

    As far as I can tell there usually aren't any unresolved plot points, or a cliffhanger ending... the ' hero' never seems to have -er- 'frustrated issues' that need to be explored to make him a 'whole person'.. he's more likely to be interested in other types of holes..

    So, why do they make sequels?

    How can the film-makers feel they can top their first efforts? What plot twists can there be? Boy/girl meets boy/girl, they get naked, f*ck themselves silly in a number of poses/configurations in vacuous setting [ sometimes, just a bare stage ]... then the ' money shot [ or more than one ] and the film ends..

    Might as well put it on a loop..

    Sequels? Are the stars out to establish a body of work/oeuvre that will elevate their status or something?.. I can't think of anyone watching who cares who's in the film, just as long as the girl gets her bits out and the guy doesn't take too long to roger her in a thorough fashion..

  2. Tittie Slickers III is by far the best ... I am reliably informed. ;-)
  3. Presumably the creative spark that inspires such masterpiece sequels happens when Ron Jeremy or some other porn producer look at their bank account, or a copy of 'What Superyacht' and thinks he fancies one of those...
  4. Saves the bother of thinking up a new title for their next film
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Probably because they are bone posts?

    I am all for porn sequels. Look at it simply you fools - its more porn! And when has 'more porn' ever been a bad thing?

    Incidentally, I recommend the 'not the.....' series of porno's.

    So far they have done Beverley Hills 90210, That 70's show, the X - Files, Twilight (the vampire film) and many others.

    I only just watched 'Not the Cosbys II' yesterday (Misty Stone is a favourite of mine with her deliciously 'frizzy' hair and slim bod). Very nice :D


    Haha, she even got her question 'why are all my posts being deleted' deleted. Unlucky Integeri!
  6. Because the film producer wants you to buy the next film that HE makes, not just some other porn film. its called marketing.

  7. Thank you for introducing me to Misty Stone!! WOW! :D
  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    My bold

    I think the expression you're looking for there is ladyboy.
  9. Might it be because all of the titles have now been used up?
  10. I saw a film recently about a kathoey shaggin a housewife. I'd put the link up (its a free d/l) but posting porno links is not allowed.
  11. Without wishing to sound a little too blase about this, who the heck is watching pr0n for the plot?
  12. Even more important forget the sequels why do they have sound?
  13. So you can hear the organist playing?
  14. Organ music never thought about that, i usually dub my own sound effects (note to self too much information).