Help Highpressurehose name his baby

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    HPH became the new owner of a baby yesterday, see:

    The announcement

    Now, as he is new to this game I thought Arrsers would like to help him in naming said sprog.

    Obviously can't call him Jesus as that might offend some of our immigrant population so probably the most popular suggestion will be:


    That may not go down too well with his doris so lets have your suggestions to help him out with this predicament. In the best Al Murray style: "Great British name that" - carry on.
  2. Victor Arsekick HPH
  3. Five Alpha

  4. Im pretty sure that name is one of the most popular in the uk.
  5. Reni Coalscuttle HPH
  6. _Chimurenga_

    _Chimurenga_ LE Gallery Guru

    Harry Patch HPH.
  7. Emanuel (or not)

    I quite like Oscar and Blake. Congrats to HPH.
  8. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Congrats and best wishes for the future to ...

    Noel Slingsby HPH :lol:
  9. Shame we don't know initial of surname: for HPH, how about Bartholomew Idi Tobias Christopher?

    Or a theme: Louis Kaze?
  10. Karcher(sounds foriegn,romantic and unoffensive)on the other hand if he comes near my daughter at any time with his c0ck I'll have lots of other speshul names for him. :wink:
  11. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Do Oscar and Blake feature in your 'confessions' ? :lol:
  12. Dougal. :)
  13. Rage Against the Machine HPH.
  14. Lidlaldi HPH Cumchucker

    Arrsepedius HPH II

    Stuck for inspiration at the mo, but avoid Mohammed (or variants thereof) at all costs. How common.
  15. hydraulic hose.