Help for Heroes my arrse!

B_AND_T

MIA
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#1
Walking home the other night, about 4 miles in all, I saw a car with a big H4H sticker on it's back, did he stop and offer me a lift? Did he fuck! Fucking hypocrite!

Mind you I am not much of a hero but I did offer to wait on once.
 
#2
You were shit pissed and in your civvies you cunt, that's why.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#3
I had a DPM day sack and a vague air of authority. You thought they would have known.
 

Auld-Yin

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#4
Outrageous B & T, I think you should contact them and ask for your donations back. You will have time to do this while the Outrage Bus is getting its First Parade.
 
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#5
I had a DPM day sack and a vague air of authority. You thought they would have known.
You Sir are the ex Royal Marine Stephen Gough who being a keen naturist you keep getting arrested attempting to walk naked from Scotland to London, with nowt but a day sack! and I claim (wearing gloves) my tenner.
 
#8
How odd, I passed some twat the other night on the road, I thought I'd give him a lift until I saw he was some LoF camo nut-job, so I drove on by the fucking loon

He threw me a strange 1000 yd stare as I passed, but I managed to get a picture though.

 
#9
It's because you are a big fat clerk and you would have probably burst their tyres if you got in their car.

I wouldn't get in a car with a Help for Heroes sticker on anyway. £90K a year my arrse.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#11
Clearly he was telling you that you were NO hero!
But I have even got a short haircut.

Fucking Help for Heroes walt!!
 
#14
Walking home the other night, about 4 miles in all, I saw a car with a big H4H sticker on it's back, did he stop and offer me a lift? Did he fuck! Fucking hypocrite!

Mind you I am not much of a hero but I did offer to wait on once.
I feel your pain. A few weeks ago I tried to remove a tenner from a H4H collection tin at work by poking a penknife through the money slot, but unfortunately I ended up slicing the note in half. Imagine how disgusted I felt when I tried to buy a pie in the canteen and they refused to accept my tatty ripped tenner.
 
#15
I'd have stopped for you. I always stop for a strange looking fat person.

I pull up with a screech of brakes 100 yards ahead of the fat fuck, watch him through my mirror, running huffing and puffing to the car, then just as he reaches gratefully for the door handle, almost collapsing with exhaustion.....I put my foot down and fuck off.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#16
I'd have stopped for you. I always stop for a strange looking fat person.

I pull up with a screech of brakes 100 yards ahead of the fat fuck, watch him through my mirror, running huffing and puffing to the car, then just as he reaches gratefully for the door handle, almost collapsing with exhaustion.....I put my foot down and fuck off.
I have found a flaw in your plan!!!! I don't run anywhere. It makes it difficult to light my cigarette.
 
#17
It was an good example of tough love (no not that kind).
 
#18
I'd have stopped for you. I always stop for a strange looking fat person.

I pull up with a screech of brakes 100 yards ahead of the fat fuck, watch him through my mirror, running huffing and puffing to the car, then just as he reaches gratefully for the door handle, almost collapsing with exhaustion.....I put my foot down and fuck off.
Is that why your missus won't let you take her shopping anymore?
 
#19
I have found a flaw in your plan!!!! I don't run anywhere. It makes it difficult to light my cigarette.
Bet you would if it was pissing down and he started to ease away. :) Actually, I'd drive off anyway if I stopped to give someone a lift and they couldn't be bothered to get a move on.
 
#20
Is that why your missus won't let you take her shopping anymore?
I know that your missus doesn't like the ewe having the front passenger seat.
 

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