I'm am about to employ a French student for the summer. I have a good stock of "anti" French one-liners, but this chap was with us last year so he's heard them all. Despite the abuse he suffered last year he wants to come back as we're only 15 mins from Snowdonia and we have some fine crags (E9s) 5 minutes walk from my front door. He's just done his first year at Ecole Militaire Saint Cyr. His father retired last year as a Lt General and his elder brother is an armoured corps Capt on ops in Chad at the moment. Examples of the kind of comment I'm looking for (these may be old but the French havn't heard them): What's the difference between the French and toast? - you can make soldiers out of toast. How can you identify a French infantryman? Sunburned armpits. Why are all the roads in France lined with trees? Because the German army prefers to march in the shade. Put your hand up if you like the French, put both hands up if you are French.