Help! Desperately in need of a **NK

Bilboa

Swinger
Argh, Been watching dancing on ice re-runs and have a mega horn!

Thing is my parents are in the house and my sister is in the shower. I keep loading up dirty pages and my Dad gets up so I can't build any momentum.

What to do! This horn is killing me.
 
Bilboa said:
Argh, Been watching dancing on ice re-runs and have a mega horn!

Thing is my parents are in the house and my sister is in the shower. I keep loading up dirty pages and my Dad gets so I can't build any momentum.

What to do! This horn is killing me.
Tell your dad that Thresher's are doing a special on Olde English and when he's gone get your mother and sister to take turns giving you one off the wrist.
 
just to make things *harder* for you

 
Dont you have your own room? Or does your family believe in the good old victorian family values of the whole family living in the one room?
 
Incest,the game the whole family can play
 

Bilboa

Swinger
instinct said:
Dont you have your own room? Or does your family believe in the good old victorian family values of the whole family living in the one room?
Yeah I tried to take the TV guide to my room but there is no good babes this week, the computer is downstairs and I need material.
 
Bilboa said:
instinct said:
Dont you have your own room? Or does your family believe in the good old victorian family values of the whole family living in the one room?
Yeah I tried to take the TV guide to my room but there is no good babes this week, the computer is downstairs and I need material.
Has you sister not left any soiled underwear about?
 
Not having a computer in your room, bit of a problem then, no sex tube for you my lad
 
Bilboa said:
instinct said:
Dont you have your own room? Or does your family believe in the good old victorian family values of the whole family living in the one room?
Yeah I tried to take the TV guide to my room but there is no good babes this week, the computer is downstairs and I need material.
You dont have a mag stashed anywhere? Poor drills that is!!
 
REgards said:
FFS, can't you young'uns just use your imagination these days, need material my hoop :roll:
Quite so...they need longer FTX's with no porn.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
Imagine Jarrod slipping you a length. You obviously arn't into girls otherwise you would be rifling through your sisters underwear draw.
 
B_AND_T said:
Imagine Jarrod slipping you a length. You obviously arn't into girls otherwise you would be rifling through your sisters underwear draw.
Reckon you're right, especially as the highlight of his duty w@nk mag seems to be Judy Finnegan :puker:

Just man up and slip your sister a crippler, you know you want to :twisted:
 
You 'accidently' walk in on your sister in the shower...sorted....all the material you will ever need!
 

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