Help! Desperately in need of a **NK

#1
Argh, Been watching dancing on ice re-runs and have a mega horn!

Thing is my parents are in the house and my sister is in the shower. I keep loading up dirty pages and my Dad gets up so I can't build any momentum.

What to do! This horn is killing me.
 
#3
Bilboa said:
Argh, Been watching dancing on ice re-runs and have a mega horn!

Thing is my parents are in the house and my sister is in the shower. I keep loading up dirty pages and my Dad gets so I can't build any momentum.

What to do! This horn is killing me.
Tell your dad that Thresher's are doing a special on Olde English and when he's gone get your mother and sister to take turns giving you one off the wrist.
 
#7
Dont you have your own room? Or does your family believe in the good old victorian family values of the whole family living in the one room?
 
#8
Incest,the game the whole family can play
 
#9
instinct said:
Dont you have your own room? Or does your family believe in the good old victorian family values of the whole family living in the one room?
Yeah I tried to take the TV guide to my room but there is no good babes this week, the computer is downstairs and I need material.
 
#10
Bilboa said:
instinct said:
Dont you have your own room? Or does your family believe in the good old victorian family values of the whole family living in the one room?
Yeah I tried to take the TV guide to my room but there is no good babes this week, the computer is downstairs and I need material.
Has you sister not left any soiled underwear about?
 
#12
Not having a computer in your room, bit of a problem then, no sex tube for you my lad
 
#14
Bilboa said:
instinct said:
Dont you have your own room? Or does your family believe in the good old victorian family values of the whole family living in the one room?
Yeah I tried to take the TV guide to my room but there is no good babes this week, the computer is downstairs and I need material.
You dont have a mag stashed anywhere? Poor drills that is!!
 
#16
REgards said:
FFS, can't you young'uns just use your imagination these days, need material my hoop :roll:
Quite so...they need longer FTX's with no porn.
 

B_AND_T

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#17
Imagine Jarrod slipping you a length. You obviously arn't into girls otherwise you would be rifling through your sisters underwear draw.
 
#19
B_AND_T said:
Imagine Jarrod slipping you a length. You obviously arn't into girls otherwise you would be rifling through your sisters underwear draw.
Reckon you're right, especially as the highlight of his duty w@nk mag seems to be Judy Finnegan :puker:

Just man up and slip your sister a crippler, you know you want to :twisted:
 
#20
You 'accidently' walk in on your sister in the shower...sorted....all the material you will ever need!
 

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