Yesterday I had the shites, and when I say shits I mean rancid evil shits, 2 episodes would have killed a civvie type shits that I had 6 of by 0800hrs. If you remember the scene from the start of Gladiator? Mix that with the bit on the beach on Pte Ryan, and that whole thing fell out of my gink, I swear to God/Allah (just in case) my arrse was begging for mercy. Then today, my guts have been making noises, weird loud gurgling noises, and when it does work its way out it, the smell, the smell is nothing short of evil, I had to pull over in the car to get out and away from my own smell (which I normally enjoy). Am I dying, I would ask a doctor only I'm far to hard for that. Also is it wrong that I did a pooh and got wrong of my Daughter? Fecking teenagers, like there shite smells of flowers? whats the worst smell you've made and did you secretly like it?