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  1. Good afternoon all.

    This is just a quick post to introduce myself. I am brand spanking new here and I'm currently preparing for my main board which takes place May 4th.

    My agenda is simple; to suck up every last piece of your advice and general knowledge I can. However, I also believe I can contribute massively here with pearls of wisdom of my own. For example, lack of sleep inhibits performance.

    I am sure we will all get on just lovely!

    Thanks in advance,

  2. wah - not even a good one. Someone's bored.
  3. Well you know what they say about your first time!
  4. Best forgotten :?
  5. forget what? :?