Hello Pot? Kettle here...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Apr 22, 2005.

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  1. Just read one of those annoying pop-up celeb blurbs that Britney Spears, as soon as she found herself up the spout with sprogette, she called her close and personal friend, Madonna, for some parenting/pregnancy advice..

    Gawddam...that's funny...Bimbo Spears, flush with mil;ions will hire a [ersona trainer to keep her belly button ring shiny and in place, but will forego actually hiring a qualified medical practioner with appropriate speciliast insight tell her to give up smoking and drinking and otherwise skanking around, instead getting 'deep personal support' from the Kaballah Queen of fading Pop Stars...

    Hope to hell the Spears offspring doesn't inherit Slutney's singing ability...
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    Sacred Cow

  3. Madonna is some kind of Kabala spiritual leader Rocket, so new kaballists like Britney go to her for sage advice.

    from a google search:
  4. shame she didn't ask this so called Kabala for said sage advice before she started chucking more "snow" up her nose than and Eskimo and jumping on anything bigger that 6" and harder than a British rail sandwich....or maybe she did !!!

    Anyway she told me if i put it in her bum it wouldn't make a baby !!!
  5. You must have pushed it straight through!
  6. Private Eye did a good urine take on this subject and called it Kabollox! The new age religion for the rich and gullible.
  7. They pay $26 US each for that red string they wear around the wrist. :lol: