Hello Muckers!

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by gorgebabe, Mar 1, 2013.

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  1. Have not been on Arrse for a very long time! Just wondering if any of my old muckers are still around?
  2. No they're not, so fuck off.
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  3. What a nice warm welcome back PrinceAlbert. If you don't know me then I suggest you fuck off!
  4. I don't know you but welcome..... where you bin?
  5. I take it from the avatar you're Australian or Welsh?
  6. Hello greyfergie. Nice to see somebody still has some manners. I am indeed Welsh and have been away from arrse for a long time due to circumstances beyond my control.
  7. Which HMP and where any sheep involved?
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  8. Fairy Nuff. Nice to see a fellow taff, just need 34 more and we can take over the forum/world....
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  9. Did I write that out loud?
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  10. Very witty short arms like it. Happy St.David's Day to you greyfergie.
  11. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Succinct and to the point, I'll give you that.
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  12. Really Forastero? I would have thought more lack of intelligence and vocabulary.
  13. He's also Alan Sugar's week-end relief butler, should you happen to ring.
  14. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    I can see that I'm going to have to ask to have the forum title changed to 'News, Gossip, BANTER and Chat' just to make it easier for everyone.
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  15. Aaah hello mate welcome back, good to see you again. Do you remember that 20 quid I lent you?
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