hello i am new how do i join the army

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  1. hello i just foudn this site on google i am new and need help. how do i join the army and where?
  2. wah fuck off
  3. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    Amazing having found this site on Google that you didnt find this one:


    which comes up at the very top of the first page if you enter army careers.

    I guess you will not be looking at one of the technical trades.....
  4. Sorry we are full at the moment.

    I hear the Salvation Army are recruiting at the moment - give them a try.
  5. sorry i didnt understand what u meant there was a word missing?
  6. thank u chimera that is very helpfull
  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Yes there is, and I'm sure that it will be pointed out to you fairly soon.

    F minus for effort.
  8. couldnt be bothered even attempting to change the spelling of the expletives, terrible terrible effort at catching anyone
  9. soon? f minus? i asked cuz it said it is a british army site no need to bite my head off. thanks for the help tho
  10. You iz lucking fo wot job lyke boi?

  11. Hmmm my wah senses are tingling...

    Though I'm guessing if this is genuine your application wouldn't get much further than the front door of the recruitment office.
  12. is this place full of idiots cuz all im getting is abuse here? not all there was one helpfull person thanks
  13. Even i sense a wind up here!!! :roll: