Hello from the Ivory Coast!

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  1. Got this message today on a dating site but cant find myself replying as she clearly has spent ages sending this to thousands of peeps so thought id share it with you lot!!

    'From Miss Clataa Aditi
    Rue de Gabon ABIDJAN 01.
    COTE D'IVORIE, West Africa.

    Dearest One,

    Permit me to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship with you,l am Miss Clataa Aditi, the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Ambrose Aditi. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan here, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business meeting. My mother died on the 22th may 1989 and my father took me so special because l am motherless.

    Before the death of my father on 10th december 2007 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bedside,when I sat down to listen to him, he started crying, why? (1) He complained that I am too young to be managing my life with no one to take care of me,(2)That I have not finished my university education as he planned for me, he revealed to me that he has a sum of US$4.500.000.(FOUR MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) left in a security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the only daughter for his next of kin in deposit of the funds.

    He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisioned by his business associates , that l should seek for a GOD fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose ,that I must finish my university education by the help of a business partner abroad,that he or she should help me obtain a resident permit in his or her country. He also gave a standing instrution to the company that the deposit must be transferred outside this country. According to my father,the money was deposited as art works to avoid attracting attention to the deposit.

    I am now ready to do all these since my father my bread winner is no more. l am honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways.

    (1) To serve as my guardian in your country while I will depend on your expert advise since l am a girl of 21 years.

    (2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to further my university education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.

    Moreover , l am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your assistance in the transfer of this deposit to your country. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l believed that this project would be concluded within seven days you signify interest to assist me by contacting the security company.

    Hoping to hearing from you soon. May God bless you as you extend your helping hand to the needy. Please do reply to my private email id ( crataaa@yahoo.co.uk )

    Ms Clataa Aditi.'

    Enjoy
     
  2. Must admit that her English is better than alot of chavs, and her business acumen is rather developed for one so young in years.
     
  3. bet you were gutted when the penny dropped that the post wasn't only for you. Can I suggest a Thai bride? They apparently love you long time.
     
  4. Marco, you've hit a strange little nail on the head there. Considering their desire for easy-to-come-by wealth, how is it there are no Nigerian/ West African marriage agencies? Do they think they're too good for us? Or do they realise we prefer women who don't smell of horse?
     
  5. I think they think we smell of cheese. Or fish. Apparently.
     
  6. Would that be Red Leicester, mature cheddar or Danish blue? I suppose one would have to ask a Frenchman about that, but I wouldn't drop to that level.
     
  7. crataaa @ yahoo.co.uk

    Is she in Africa or an African in Birmingham :?
     
  8. :D I think you'll find that it is Japanese and Chinese that think we smell of dairy products.
     
  9. Of course. Apparently Nigerian laydees think we smell of money.
     
  10. Yes! The only people in the world who can sense the difference between photocopy paper and legal tender in the dark without touching !
     
  11. I thought I was the only one for her :( I got that last year. If you check the headers and get the IP address it will give you a name, can't remember now, but google the name and he is a notorious fraudster involved in Lottery scams. Did you get the photos of the boxes full of money ? probably photos of a drug bust and money from illegal gains (s)he found on the net.
     
  12. What I fear is the day when Somali pirates and Nigerian businessmen mate.