desertislandchick
Swinger

I'm a girl who loves a man in uniform.
Most ladies get breathless at the sight of a tall hunk with a six pack and a nice pair of combats.
Unfortunately, in my search for my ideal man, those of civilian status have not lived up to my high hopes of being rescued from my island where sharks, lizards and vultures are all around me.
My dreams of acquiring a charming, witty,masculine man have all but faded. Crude, lewd and insidious little boys are ten a penny.
Having a modicum of grey matter, and declaring Jordan a mutant always puts off those men I meet whose blood flow can't be in two places at once
What has a forces man got to offer a girl who needs a boat that floats and is good with a paddle?
Are there any real men left? I am beginning to wonder.
Answers of a crass and predictable nature will be ignored
Most ladies get breathless at the sight of a tall hunk with a six pack and a nice pair of combats.
Unfortunately, in my search for my ideal man, those of civilian status have not lived up to my high hopes of being rescued from my island where sharks, lizards and vultures are all around me.
My dreams of acquiring a charming, witty,masculine man have all but faded. Crude, lewd and insidious little boys are ten a penny.
Having a modicum of grey matter, and declaring Jordan a mutant always puts off those men I meet whose blood flow can't be in two places at once
What has a forces man got to offer a girl who needs a boat that floats and is good with a paddle?
Are there any real men left? I am beginning to wonder.
Answers of a crass and predictable nature will be ignored