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Hell hath no fury......Woman sues ex for £500, 000

#1
I was just reading an article on the BBC about a woman who's sueing her ex boyfriend for £500,000 because he got her to move to Inverness. It's a while since I've been to Inverness, but I don't remember it as being that bad.....

Ms Zelent said that, after meeting on a flight from Edinburgh to London in June 2006, Mr Savage, a widower at the time, later convinced her to give up her £54,000-a-year IT job with Royal Bank of Scotland and join him in Inverness.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-15723858



 
#7
I once knew 24 ladies from that town. They came down South to attend a dance.
Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness,
And when the ball was over there were four and twenty less,
Singing "Balls to you father, backs against the wall,
If you don't get shagged on Saturday night you'll never get shagged at all".
 
#14
Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness,
And when the ball was over there were four and twenty less,
Singing "Balls to you father, arse against the wall,
If you've never been shagged on Saturday night you've never been shagged at all".
In my youth it went as amended above.
 

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