Hell, anyone?

#1
I'll start us off then...

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?
A tan doesn't dissapear until after the holiday.
 
#2
What's the difference between Maddie McCann and the Unknown Soldier?

We know where the Unknown Soldier's buried.
 
#4
Satan is already stoking the furnace...
 
#7
I can definitely smell brimstone brewing.
 
#10
hell anyone?
Yes please - the McCanns might have killed their daughter but at least they've missed a bad British summer.

- Thank God for the "Save Maddie" fund. Her parents can afford a babysitter now

- Wearing a yellow ribbon isn't going to help find Maddie. Have you thought about yellow shovels, yellow scuba-gear or a yellow bloodhound?
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#15
What's the difference between Maddie and a paving slab?

A paving slab goes on the top of a patio.
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#17
What do you get if you cross Maddie with a plastic tub?

Compost.
 
#18
There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had such an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy
 
#19
renault have brought out a new model of car its larger and more comfortable in fact you can have the kids in it and be unaware they are there they are calling it the renault mcann
 
#20
jaybee2786 said:
renault have brought out a new model of car its larger and more comfortable in fact you can have the kids in it and be unaware they are there they are calling it the renault mcann
I hear it's got child restraint built in, a couple of car seats in the back and a tarp in the boot.
 

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