Hell, anyone?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by arby, Sep 11, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. I'll start us off then...

    What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?
    A tan doesn't dissapear until after the holiday.
     
  2. What's the difference between Maddie McCann and the Unknown Soldier?

    We know where the Unknown Soldier's buried.
     
  3. hehehe
     
  4. Satan is already stoking the furnace...
     
  5. What's the difference between Maddy and the last pope?

    John Paul II died a virgin.
     
  6. what's worse than micheal jackson baby sitting your kids???

    the McCanns' taking them on holiday!!
     
  7. I can definitely smell brimstone brewing.
     
  8. Mad to grid get rid
     
  9. Theres....just...tooo....many.....jokes.....
     
  10. Yes please - the McCanns might have killed their daughter but at least they've missed a bad British summer.

    - Thank God for the "Save Maddie" fund. Her parents can afford a babysitter now

    - Wearing a yellow ribbon isn't going to help find Maddie. Have you thought about yellow shovels, yellow scuba-gear or a yellow bloodhound?
     
  11. What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?

    Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
     
  12. what does a submarine and Maddie have in common?

    Theyre both under the sea and full of seamen.
     
  13. Whats the difference between Maddie and a Boomerang?
    Boomerangs come back
     
  14. or....

    what do boomerangs and maddie have in common?
    Theyre both nailed to my bedroom wall.
     
  15. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    What's the difference between Maddie and a paving slab?

    A paving slab goes on the top of a patio.