Heinze are now catering for gays

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fattwat, Dec 8, 2012.

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  1. While ordering up a red cross parcel to be sent over I came across this........err.......err... I saw this.

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  2. Which got me wondering if Heinze could market this........

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  3. I love how you spelled "Heinz" wrongly, despite it being in large letters on the picture.
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  4. OH NO! The spilling poo lice have caught me again. I think I'lljust pleed insanitee this time.
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  5. So exactly what is your point ?
  6. He wasn't looking at the outside of the tin, he was far too busy with its contents :)
  7. Why, what's so interesting about the contents?
  8. I gather that tins of sausages have been put to many uses when needs must ;-)
  9. What are you, about 12?
  10. New Product...........

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  11. Wow... I'll bet that would make your eyes water. What next? cayenne pepper in your KY jelly?
  12. Normally spelling mistakes can be overlooked.
    But you've gotta admit, it was mongness of the highest order. You only had to copy.
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  13. He wants to have gay sex with a tin of gooey pasta-substitute mixed with claggy sausages.
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Can we have a forum that involves cheap un-funny gay jokes but which also involves the discussion of reciprocating cyclical diesel-electric engines?
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  15. 57 Varieties.
    And gets the spelling wrong after 1!
    The education system is still failing some!