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40 Paras at heaven's gates.
St Peter said "We've only got room for 12 so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in"
5 minutres later St Peter says to God,
"They've gone."
God says "What, all 40?"
St Peter says "No, the f**king gates."
 

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