Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. 40 Paras at heaven's gates.
    St Peter said "We've only got room for 12 so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in"
    5 minutres later St Peter says to God,
    "They've gone."
    God says "What, all 40?"
    St Peter says "No, the f**king gates."