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Having spent an inordinant amount of time in airports is the pursuit of mortgage money Iwonder if a Heathrow booze club is the order of the day

Staring over the heaving masses pint in hand, I can't help but think that there must be stacks of deviant arrsers moving through these pinch points of humanity

Could this be an opportunity for arrse Micro crawls. A window in which to meet others halfwits, sink a rapid pint and move on with your life/travels

Thoughts please

I'm currently letching foreign waitress types and yummy mummys in Giraffe in terminal five

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