Heathrow Crash - Any jokes yet ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 58_Pattern, Jan 18, 2008.

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  1. Thank goodness everyone walked away from the Heathrow crash. Just wondered if there are any jokes or funny texts out yet ? Saw the funny comment posted that BA confirmed that Vanessa Feltz was sitting towards the rear of the aircraft - made me smile.
  2. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    It was definately a Boeing 737, my mate who lives nearby found Bits Of Engine In Nextdoors Garden...

    ..coat, hat, umbrella, door..
  3. V good Alsacien :)
  4. Well, 58, your signature block raised an ironic smile.
  5. Have you heard about the new service that British Airways are offering their business class passengers?

    Apparently, they fly you directly to the car park.


    Me ma always told me people who came from china tended to be short..."

    or my favourite,

  6. Got this texted to me this morning:-

    For Sale:

    Boeing 777, one careful owner, slightly modified suspension and bodywork. All reasonable offers considered. Buyer must collect.
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Pilot: "Have you seen how short this runway is?"

    CoPilot: "Yep, but look how fcuking wide"
  8. What does Boeing have in common with Bhopal?

    They're both famous for losing Injins.
  9. Alledgedly, the pilot got out after hammering his 777 into the field and since BA have a policy, which requires the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, he give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying BA " He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment, but no one seemed annoyed.

    Finally everyone had gotten off except for one little old lady walking with a cane. She approached and asked,"Son, mind if I ask you a question?"

    "Why no Madam, what is it?"

    "Did we land or were we shot down?"
  10. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    looks like they found the reason ...

    Attached Files:

  11. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Book Reviewer Good Egg (charities)

    Boeing, Boeing, Gone?

    Coat fetched. Taxi waiting.
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    "Go on, let her have a go"
  13. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    The plane descended rapidly when the scottish pilot spotted 2p on the tarmac just before the runway
  14. Suddenly, BA realised you couldn't fill the tank for the same money anymore.
  15. BA have announced a new list of "extras" in their flight taxes:

    a £10.00 charge for more than 1 bag

    a £10.00 charge for a hot in flight meal

    and an extra £50.00 to land on a metalled runway.