Heather Mills Leg of Death

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bat_Crab, Mar 15, 2007.

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  1. Reuters

    She is also quoted as saying that "...it would be quite funny to knock one of the judges out..." with her leg. Certainly worth a punt, if you ask me.

    Go on Heather, just loosen the straps slightly...
  2. She wants a Plane from Paul McCartney as part of her Divorce settlement.

    And some Immac for her other leg.
  3. I doubt her 'jake the peg leg' is wooden...
  4. It was a joke which wouldn't have worked if 'composite material' or 'carbon fibre' had been used in conjunction with plane.

    You boring cunt.
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  5. Clearly your sense of humour is though.
  6. shut up!!

    and less of the naughty c-word
  7. I hope it is, then it'll cause maximum damage when launched into the crowd, earning a few cash for the punters in the process.
  8. No doubt they'll get legless with the proceeds...

    I know... I know...
  9. Won't they just all go out on a limb?

    Or at least the proceeds.
  10. Carbon?

    What's naughty about that you daft cunt?
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  11. Well I'm completely stumped regarding any more Leg Puns.
  12. Don't worry about Geordies use of the C word Lady H...

    I do believe he's merely pulling your leg.
  13. lol, you're in your element here aren't you?!
  14. Pull the other one - she's gonna be a leg-end.

    ...just leaving ...
  15. A bit like a cow really.

    They usually only have the one calf.