Heather Mills Leg of Death

#1
Reuters

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An online gambling site is taking bets on whether Heather Mills' artificial leg will fall off during her upcoming appearance on "Dancing with the Stars."

Mills, 39, the estranged wife of Beatle Paul McCartney, lost her left leg below the knee in a traffic accident in 1993. She is the first contestant on the hit ABC television show to compete with an artificial limb.

A week before Mills' March 19 debut, Antigua-based gaming site http://www.bodog.com opened bets on whether her prosthetic leg would fly off during a dance routine -- and made "no" a heavy favourite.

The site added that Mill's leg "must fall off, not be purposely taken off, during a dance routine for all Yes wagers to be graded a win."
She is also quoted as saying that "...it would be quite funny to knock one of the judges out..." with her leg. Certainly worth a punt, if you ask me.

Go on Heather, just loosen the straps slightly...
 
#2
She wants a Plane from Paul McCartney as part of her Divorce settlement.


And some Immac for her other leg.
 
#3
The_Cad said:
She wants a Plane from Paul McCartney as part of her Divorce settlement.


And some Immac for her other leg.
I doubt her 'jake the peg leg' is wooden...
 
#4
Lady_H said:
The_Cad said:
She wants a Plane from Paul McCartney as part of her Divorce settlement.


And some Immac for her other leg.
I doubt her 'jake the peg leg' is wooden...
It was a joke which wouldn't have worked if 'composite material' or 'carbon fibre' had been used in conjunction with plane.

You boring cunt.
 
#6
Geordie_Blerk said:
Lady_H said:
The_Cad said:
She wants a Plane from Paul McCartney as part of her Divorce settlement.


And some Immac for her other leg.
I doubt her 'jake the peg leg' is wooden...
It was a joke which wouldn't have worked if 'composite material' or 'carbon fibre' had been used in conjunction with plane.

You boring cunt.
shut up!!

and less of the naughty c-word
 
#7
I hope it is, then it'll cause maximum damage when launched into the crowd, earning a few cash for the punters in the process.
 
#8
No doubt they'll get legless with the proceeds...

I know... I know...
 
#9
Won't they just all go out on a limb?

Or at least the proceeds.
 
#10
Lady_H said:
Geordie_Blerk said:
Lady_H said:
The_Cad said:
She wants a Plane from Paul McCartney as part of her Divorce settlement.


And some Immac for her other leg.
I doubt her 'jake the peg leg' is wooden...
It was a joke which wouldn't have worked if 'composite material' or 'carbon fibre' had been used in conjunction with plane.

You boring cunt.
shut up!!

and less of the naughty c-word
Carbon?

What's naughty about that you daft cunt?
 
#11
Well I'm completely stumped regarding any more Leg Puns.
 
#12
Don't worry about Geordies use of the C word Lady H...

I do believe he's merely pulling your leg.
 
#13
The_Cad said:
Don't worry about Geordies use of the C word Lady H...

I do believe he's merely pulling your leg.
lol, you're in your element here aren't you?!
 
#15
A bit like a cow really.

They usually only have the one calf.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
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#16
This story is a fib. You'll all die choking blood for this.
 
#18
It shin the way you tell 'em.
 
#19
Geordie_Blerk said:
Lady_H said:
Geordie_Blerk said:
Lady_H said:
The_Cad said:
She wants a Plane from Paul McCartney as part of her Divorce settlement.


And some Immac for her other leg.
I doubt her 'jake the peg leg' is wooden...
It was a joke which wouldn't have worked if 'composite material' or 'carbon fibre' had been used in conjunction with plane.

You boring cunt.
shut up!!

and less of the naughty c-word
Carbon?

What's naughty about that you daft cunt?
No it think the boring troll meant

CUNT
 
#20
Bullet Sponge said:
Geordie_Blerk said:
Lady_H said:
Geordie_Blerk said:
Lady_H said:
The_Cad said:
She wants a Plane from Paul McCartney as part of her Divorce settlement.


And some Immac for her other leg.
I doubt her 'jake the peg leg' is wooden...
It was a joke which wouldn't have worked if 'composite material' or 'carbon fibre' had been used in conjunction with plane.

You boring cunt.
shut up!!

and less of the naughty c-word
Carbon?

What's naughty about that you daft cunt?
No it think the boring troll meant

CU[i/[/i]NT

Errrr, well done ricochet.
 
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