Heather Mills in pig farm raid

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    Farmer reports ham missing.

    I can't go on...
  2. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Sorry ... who was the pig?
  3. Was it a leg of pork?
  4. Porky-pie, pig-sty.
    How could they tell who was who, by the way?
  5. I thought it was widely known that you can't contract a wooden limb?

    There is an agenda against me link

  6. Damn right there's an ageneda against her, its called the entire country being sick of the money grabbing self publising cow/pig/bitch or whatever :threaten:
  7. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Looks a bit of a gobbler in that pic ... sure it wasn't a turkey farm?
  8. Oh I do hope someone brings this thread to her attention. She's right up in the top ten of people who really need to realise that the entire nation despises them.
    My missus knew her before she had the leg off, she was an obnoxious cow, sorry pig, then.
  9. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Or turkey?
  10. I think she's a prime candidate for the chop.
  11. I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with "s-t-i-l-l-t-r-y-i-n-g-t-o-b-e-l-i-k-e-t-h-e-f-i-r-s-t-M-r-s-M-c-C-a-r-t-n-e-y".
  12. Dog with pigs doesn't work.
  13. Mind you nor does she.
  14. You're not wrong although why anyone would want to emulate that pontificating waste of space is beyond me.
  15. The pigs were happy or at least none the wiser as they couldn't turn round.

    And I don't suppose she bothered counting piggies either.