Heartthrob Terminal 5

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Devil_Dog, Mar 29, 2008.

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  1. Was strolling down the beach the other day when out of the blues I was descended upon by a bunch of paparazziis who had apparently mistaken me for Brad Pitt.

    I politely told them to buzz off but not before one of them ( a blue eyed thing of beauty with legs a mile high and wild blond hair that went down her neck like a waterfall) asked me if I would say yes to consensual sex.

    Well, she is here now. Getting naked in the next room as she slips into something "more comfortable."

    I have misgivings about this one.

    Should I run or should I let her land on my runway of love?