heard of him??

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by lumpyfox, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. thak you very much and good night!
     
  2. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    If you are going to rent a house to him you'd be better checking he is employed, credit worthy and with references rather than trying to find out if he was a soldier once.

    Or will 'Yeah I knew him, good egg' do?

    If so, 'Yeah I knew him, good egg' and I hope he knocks you for every penny, nicks everything including the skirting boards and gripper rods and beats your granny to death with an ice cream scoop
     
  3. lol... yes i have all that but its just something I 'need to know'
     
  4. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Why?

    I'd let my property be used as Sinn Fein recruiting cells if I thought I'd get my rent on time.
     
  5. Let's hope he reads this and pops round to bludgeon your kids with your wifes severed, sagging breasts.
     
  6. Any chance of watching whilst I silently masturbate?
     
  7. You can do it silently? Even the vinegar strokes?
     
  8. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs


    Good to see you back did you get time off for good behaviour name on the sex offenders register?
     
  9. I was a very bad boy. I got caught smuggling a consignment of Chai boys to a group of "like minded individuals".