Heard about ther two queer...

#2
No...what happened

Did they become armourers and cover each other in gun oil, before becomeing fully qualified kakpipe cosmonauts like the rest of you grubby tibe :D
 
#3
mighty_doh-nut said:
No...what happened

Did they become armourers and cover each other in gun oil, before becomeing fully qualified kakpipe cosmonauts like the rest of you grubby tibe :D
No, the retraded to the AAC, and what's a 'tibe'? :D
 
#4
Two gay Irishmen? William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam?

Two gay Chinese Cowboys? Y'up and Y'ip?

Two gay Jocks? Ben Doon and Phil McCavity?
 
#6
The queer Mexican? Wouldn't let a dago by.

I know, as old as a very old thing in a retirement home.
 
#7
The two queers in the phonebox - Trying to ring each other.
The same two stowed away on a ship - Trying to work each other's passage
:oops:
 
#10
Hear about the homosexual Eskimo?

Always had a chap on his arse.
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Hear about the homosexual Marine? (Yeah yeah, which one?!)

Couldn't leave his mate's behind.
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It's not homophobic, it's humour. Brownhatters, feel free to post jokes about "breeders". :wink:
 
#12
Topical one:

Sergeant who was sacked for drilling his men?
 
#13
Hmmmmmmm this one presents something of a problem.


As a politically correct sort of Officer keen on tree hugging etc (alright then promotion) I have a huge dilemma.

Should I have serious words with some Sgt (probably hasn't got a degree in sociology-whoops sorry psychology- from a poly) about his deplorable habit of giving the rank and file some form of outdated exercise in foot drill or should I congratulate the fellow for his forward thinking on how to handle soldiers?

Decisions decisions.[/quote]
 
#14
mushroom said:
congratulate the fellow for his forward thinking on how to handle soldiers?
Yup. Congratulate him. But not for handling his soldiers in quite that way...
 
#16
A Pome.
Twinkle twinkle
Little rectum,
You get big dicks
When you least expect 'em.
8O
 
#17
What do you call a queer in Israel? A "He blew."

What do you call a queer in Ireland? A "Gay lick."

What do you call a queer in Spain? A "Señor eater."
 

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