Heard about ther two queer...

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by Shotgun, Nov 21, 2003.

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  1. Heard about the two queer boxers that battered each round the ring? :D
     
  2. No...what happened

    Did they become armourers and cover each other in gun oil, before becomeing fully qualified kakpipe cosmonauts like the rest of you grubby tibe :D
     
  3. No, the retraded to the AAC, and what's a 'tibe'? :D
     
  4. Two gay Irishmen? William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam?

    Two gay Chinese Cowboys? Y'up and Y'ip?

    Two gay Jocks? Ben Doon and Phil McCavity?
     
  5. Soldier_Why

    Soldier_Why LE Moderator

    The homosexual shepherd?

    Kept mountin' goats.
     
  6. The queer Mexican? Wouldn't let a dago by.

    I know, as old as a very old thing in a retirement home.
     
  7. The two queers in the phonebox - Trying to ring each other.
    The same two stowed away on a ship - Trying to work each other's passage
    :oops:
     
  8. Two queers standing back to back.....
    trying to up the wind up each other.....
     
  9. Pakistani lesbian - Minjita
     
  10. Hear about the homosexual Eskimo?

    Always had a chap on his arse.
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    Hear about the homosexual Marine? (Yeah yeah, which one?!)

    Couldn't leave his mate's behind.
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    It's not homophobic, it's humour. Brownhatters, feel free to post jokes about "breeders". :wink:
     
  11. Bender cowboy that rode into town and shot up the sherrif
     
  12. Topical one:

    Sergeant who was sacked for drilling his men?
     
  13. Hmmmmmmm this one presents something of a problem.


    As a politically correct sort of Officer keen on tree hugging etc (alright then promotion) I have a huge dilemma.

    Should I have serious words with some Sgt (probably hasn't got a degree in sociology-whoops sorry psychology- from a poly) about his deplorable habit of giving the rank and file some form of outdated exercise in foot drill or should I congratulate the fellow for his forward thinking on how to handle soldiers?

    Decisions decisions.[/quote]
     
  14. Yup. Congratulate him. But not for handling his soldiers in quite that way...
     
  15. queer padre that loved hims