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Senior Health Care Solution

> > > So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care

> > > or adequate pension for you, what do you do? Our plan gives

> > > anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to

> > > shoot 2 MP’s and 2 Senior Government Officials. Of course, this

> > > means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day,

> > > a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New

> > > teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney,

> > > lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of

> > > this? The same government that just told you that you are too old

> > > for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have

> > > to pay any income taxes anymore.


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