Health and Safety, Disabled Rights etc etc

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by seaweed, Apr 4, 2011.

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  1. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    Chap rents beach hut.

    Goes down one day, finds notice on communal tap, 'Not Drinking Water'

    Rings up Council. 'What's this all about, we've been drinking from it for years?'

    'Well, er, um, actually, it is drinking water, but we had to put the notice on in case dogs licked the tap and someone caught a disease.'

    Goes down another day, finds toilets locked.

    Council: 'We had to close these toilets because they don't have a Disabled section'.
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke On ROPs Book Reviewer

    Are you saying the otherwisely-abled lick things? Like taps, windows and dogs bottoms?
  3. Now that's a creative way of keeping the council bogs clean!
  4. Any chance that you could elaborate on this, such as where this was and which council took these measures?

    As sometimes it's nice to be able to seperate real cases of HSE gone mad, from the growing number of myths.
  5. Wot,let the truth get in the way of a good yarn/moan/bleat?