Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Werewolf, Feb 6, 2008.
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The Met. say they have ruled out suicide...
Oh I think they're jumping the gun (making a change from the nearest Brazilian) a little there. I mean, who hasn't heard of incidents of people very sadly, accidentally brutally cutting their own heads off while combing their hair?
It wasnt another ARRSE initiation gone wrong by our very own MDN again was it?
Is this the headless/brainless corpse running London at the moment ?
Shit, is it Gordon?????
Fcuk sake, he said he would let his pigs take care of it, last time i use that twat to get rid of unwanted items.
The first report I read made me laugh aloud in my office, the Police were apparently treating a headless body wrapped in carpet as 'suspicious'........... as opposed to 'normal'.
I don't know whether it's Gordon's or Johnny Walker.
I reckon they may find that having your head cut off is fairly terminal.
I doubt it; there is no mention of the corpse exhibiting signs of severe sexual assualt/injuries...
Apparently, it was found in a supermarket roll cage.
Fcuk me, I know Tesco are competative, but I thought they'd draw the line at wet-work!
Price Wars are one thing. Slotting a rival store's employee's is taking Every Little Helps a bit too far...
Story of my life ... can never find a little head when I need it.
dont bother, I'll let myself out.
Oh keep the heid.
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