Headless corpse found in London.

#2
Werewolf said:
The Met. say they have ruled out suicide... :twisted:
Oh I think they're jumping the gun (making a change from the nearest Brazilian) a little there. I mean, who hasn't heard of incidents of people very sadly, accidentally brutally cutting their own heads off while combing their hair?
 
#3
Werewolf said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7230545.stm

The Met. say they have ruled out suicide... :twisted:
It wasnt another ARRSE initiation gone wrong by our very own MDN again was it?
 
#7
The first report I read made me laugh aloud in my office, the Police were apparently treating a headless body wrapped in carpet as 'suspicious'........... as opposed to 'normal'.
 
#9
BBC said:
A post-mortem examination is due to take place at St Pancras Mortuary on Thursday morning.
No sh1t

I reckon they may find that having your head cut off is fairly terminal.
 
#10
The_IRON said:
Werewolf said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7230545.stm

The Met. say they have ruled out suicide... :twisted:
It wasnt another ARRSE initiation gone wrong by our very own MDN again was it?
I doubt it; there is no mention of the corpse exhibiting signs of severe sexual assualt/injuries... :twisted:
 
#12
Apparently, it was found in a supermarket roll cage.

Fcuk me, I know Tesco are competative, but I thought they'd draw the line at wet-work! 8O

Price Wars are one thing. Slotting a rival store's employee's is taking Every Little Helps a bit too far...
 
#13
Werewolf said:
Apparently, it was found in a supermarket roll cage.

Fcuk me, I know Tesco are competative, but I thought they'd draw the line at wet-work! 8O

Price Wars are one thing. Slotting a rival store's employee's is taking Every Little Helps a bit too far...

Classic!!!!!!
 
#14
Story of my life ... can never find a little head when I need it.

dont bother, I'll let myself out.
 

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#15
Oh keep the heid.
 
#16
Werewolf said:
Apparently, it was found in a supermarket roll cage.

Fcuk me, I know Tesco are competative, but I thought they'd draw the line at wet-work! 8O

Price Wars are one thing. Slotting a rival store's employee's is taking Every Little Helps a bit too far...
Mate, that is the best one so far.
 
#17
saintstone said:
Werewolf said:
Apparently, it was found in a supermarket roll cage.

Fcuk me, I know Tesco are competative, but I thought they'd draw the line at wet-work! 8O

Price Wars are one thing. Slotting a rival store's employee's is taking Every Little Helps a bit too far...
Mate, that is the best one so far.
Thank you! :D
 
#19
On the head! On the head!
 
#20
Gremlin said:
Werewolf said:
Apparently, it was found in a supermarket roll cage.

Fcuk me, I know Tesco are competative, but I thought they'd draw the line at wet-work! 8O

Price Wars are one thing. Slotting a rival store's employee's is taking Every Little Helps a bit too far...

Classic!!!!!!
You mean...

It's store wars.

Coat, Jacket and a quick stumble await me. :eek:
 

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