Head of the UN Military

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Steven, Nov 28, 2012.

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  1. Now that the Chinese have a new boss it seems that the old boss, one Mr Hu Jintao is going to be offered the post as head of the UN Military Forces.

    The reasoning behind this is so that when some mad despot or murderous tribal/gang leader is having a face off with the international community and his response to being told to stop it is:

    "Oh Yeah, so you an' whose army huh"

    the answer can be

    "Well yes Hus' UN Army in fact"

  2. I always thought the head of the UNMilitary was the Senior RAF Officer present.