He/shes about as much use as.....

As much use as . . . A UKIP Party leader
 
As much use as a Lady Boy without his meat and two veg...

As intellectual as Donald Trump...
 

diehard57

War Hero
As much use as Stevie Wonder doing painting by numbers.
 
as a back pocket on a sock
 
as a Teflon tampon
 
An igloo in the desert.

A candle in a hurricane.

Sun tan lotion in Antarctica. (Apparently you need that though)
 
A handbrake on a canoe

A glass cricket bat
 

P.O.N.T.I

War Hero
.....as a Nagasaki bomb dodgers flip flop
 

morsk

LE
A corduroy walking stick
 
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