He/shes about as much use as.....

As much use as . . . A UKIP Party leader
As much use as a Lady Boy without his meat and two veg...

As intellectual as Donald Trump...


War Hero
As much use as Stevie Wonder doing painting by numbers.
as a back pocket on a sock
as a Teflon tampon
An igloo in the desert.

A candle in a hurricane.

Sun tan lotion in Antarctica. (Apparently you need that though)
A handbrake on a canoe

A glass cricket bat


War Hero
.....as a Nagasaki bomb dodgers flip flop


A corduroy walking stick
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