He/shes about as much use as.....

Goatman

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#1
….a chocolate fireguard
….a pork pie at a Jewish wedding
….a lolly pop van in Hell
…..a one-legged man in an arrse kicking competition etc etc


Anyone got any more recent ones ?

Le Chevre
 
#2
The threads as much use as tits on a fish.
an ashtray on a motorbike.

It'll be as popular as ordering the kosher meal on an air palastine flight.


Boney
 

Goatman

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boney_m said:
The threads as much use as tits on a fish.
LIMP

boney_m said:
an ashtray on a motorbike.
NEW?!

boney_m said:
It'll be as popular as ordering the kosher meal on an air palastine flight.
come ON people, MORE, BETTER, SHARPER !!

Dang it , creativity required and I'm all out of it.......

Lee Shaver
 
#7
as a Chocolate fireguard

he is a crisp short of a packet

as a chocolate teapot

two pin plug in a three pin house
 
#8
....a puppy with two peters.

.....an officer with a map.
 
#10
as much use as an Off licence in a muslim country
 
#16
A fart in a spacesuit

A shiite powered fan

Teaching a woman the benefits of a good forward defensive stroke
 
#17
A bout of Diarrhoea in a space suit.
 
#19
As much use as a fart in a hurricane.

A horny Yorkshire Terrier at a knobbly knees contest.
 

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