He/shes about as much use as.....

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    ….a chocolate fireguard
    ….a pork pie at a Jewish wedding
    ….a lolly pop van in Hell
    …..a one-legged man in an arrse kicking competition etc etc

    Anyone got any more recent ones ?

    Le Chevre
  2. The threads as much use as tits on a fish.
    an ashtray on a motorbike.

    It'll be as popular as ordering the kosher meal on an air palastine flight.

  3. J_D

    J_D LE

    A grown woman to Michael Jackson.
  4. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer



    come ON people, MORE, BETTER, SHARPER !!

    Dang it , creativity required and I'm all out of it.......

    Lee Shaver
  5. about as much use as..............

    a blind guide dog!

    sorry weak i know my brain isnt functioning today

    blondy :)
  6. The Pope's balls
  7. as a Chocolate fireguard

    he is a crisp short of a packet

    as a chocolate teapot

    two pin plug in a three pin house
  8. ....a puppy with two peters.

    .....an officer with a map.
  9. About as much use as a Juror on the Michael Jackson Trail!
  10. as much use as an Off licence in a muslim country
  11. as much use as buying an armless man gloves!
  12. as much use as dizzy blonde and law student
  13. J_D

    J_D LE

    A dictionary to Anya
  14. A condom in a monastery.
    An inflatable dartboard.
    A spoon in a knife-fight
    Waterproof sandals

    (The Un in Srebreniza)
  15. ...screen door on a submarine

    ...bacon sandwich at a Bar Mitzva

    ...pockets on a lettuce