He/shes about as much use as.....


Book Reviewer
….a chocolate fireguard
….a pork pie at a Jewish wedding
….a lolly pop van in Hell
…..a one-legged man in an arrse kicking competition etc etc

Anyone got any more recent ones ?

Le Chevre
The threads as much use as tits on a fish.
an ashtray on a motorbike.

It'll be as popular as ordering the kosher meal on an air palastine flight.