He/shes about as much use as.....

Goatman

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#1
….a chocolate fireguard
….a pork pie at a Jewish wedding
….a lolly pop van in Hell
…..a one-legged man in an arrse kicking competition etc etc


Anyone got any more recent ones ?

Le Chevre
 
#2
The threads as much use as tits on a fish.
an ashtray on a motorbike.

It'll be as popular as ordering the kosher meal on an air palastine flight.


Boney