Who the fuck invented that? Probably some spaghetti monster who thought "Well, she hasn't checked on the tumble dryer or the cricket for an hour, I shall smite her". What's the deal? I know Kleenex has shares in most of you for other reasons, but I don't think this is fair. I've tried antihistamines (sp), they just dry me up and it means I have to blow my nose even harder (photos are available of my used tissues, don't bother sending me yours). to get the big bits out, and no I don't pick them out. My neighbours say "Are you going to sort your garden our? Have you been crying?" Lazy bastards won't do the garden FOR me though. You just can't trust pensioners these days. Maybe I shouldn't have moved to that Yorkshire. Oh, and if anyone thinks they can troll all over this thread and take the piss out of me, good. It's my thread, and I appreciate the pisstaking and slating, because I'm not as precious as some people.