Having the painter in

A husband coming home from work forgot that his front room was being redecorated, and left a large palm print on the just painted door.

Fortunately, the painter hadn't finished, so when he arrived the next day, the lady of the house said to him: "Can I show you where my husband put his hand last night?"

The painter just shook his head and replied: "Listen, dear, I've got a long day ahead of me, so how about a cup of tea instead?"

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