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Having a bad day?????????

#1
Next time you are having a bad day think of this!!!!!!

Your siamese twin's boyfriend is coming over tonight,

He is gay

You're not

You only have one ar se to share between you

CHEER UP IT COULD BE WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#5
gtispanners said:
FAIR ONE ROWAMS BUT WHAT IF THE TWIN THEN GOT FRUSTRATED AND TRIED TO FIST HIMSELF
Ah, the answer to this is rather elimentary. You then proceed to cut off your twins hand. After all that wont hurt you, but having to cut yourselves in half would have
 
#7
gtispanners said:
is that not rather like cuttin your nose off to spite your face

or in this case cutting your hand of to spite your brother
Hold your horses, I assumed that we were talking about two guys joined at the hip but each with their own correct number of limbs
 
#10
Rowums said:
gtispanners said:
is that not rather like cuttin your nose off to spite your face

or in this case cutting your hand of to spite your brother
Hold your horses, I assumed that we were talking about two guys joined at the hip but each with their own correct number of limbs
Does that mean one d1ck?

What does that feel like?

Whose d1ck is it?

Can you give yourself a reach around?
 
#12
DeadShag said:
Rowums said:
gtispanners said:
is that not rather like cuttin your nose off to spite your face

or in this case cutting your hand of to spite your brother
Hold your horses, I assumed that we were talking about two guys joined at the hip but each with their own correct number of limbs
Does that mean one d1ck?

What does that feel like?

Whose d1ck is it?

Can you give yourself a reach around?
I was thinking two fully formed guys, joined at the hip, therefore two penises or peni if you will.
 
#14
So when it comes to shaggin, is it classed as a 3some? And if the twins are married to a lucky lady are they being unfaithful to each other and if one twin wnaks the other is this gay or just self masturbation? Help, I'm thinking about this too deep.
 

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