Haven't I suffered enough?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, May 23, 2013.

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  1. Just posted on a thread and glanced at my medal tally.. Bloody hell! I've been on this site for 10 YEARS!!!!.. No wonder I'm a pauper and mortgaged up to my ears and maxed out on every credit card. I've WASTED MY LIFE!!! idly reading posts, oogling badly posed nekkid women and lolling about in my undies in front of a screen soaking up who knows what kind of radiation and other cancerous outflow from the etherweeb...

    I could have married hundreds of religious women dying of cancer wanting to give me their fortunes, cashed in countless Euro and Spanish internet lottery winnings and scampered off with Saddam's illicit gold stashes with the help of enterprising American soldiers not to mention all those Nigerian fellows with money to give away, instead I've been hanging around here going bleary eyed over Meridian's porn collection and Jarrod's queer bashing and Iron Dukes racist ranting when he woke long enough to open another bottle..

    Oh, Gawd!

    So... other than that, how are you chaps? With the exception of the CO's.. whose been here longer and for f#$k sakes-- why?
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  2. Congrats, your my new hero.
  3. Got 7 years in should be enough to be grant me sweat status .

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  4. Don't excaggerate, you've been here for 9 years and 8/9 months!
  5. To paraphrase Tom Lehrer;
    "Arrse is like a sewer,you only get out of it what you put into it"
  6. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Fucking nig. Don't be so rude to your elders
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Whoa, hold the fucking quadrupeds.

    Just because I hate blue Smarties that does not make me racist. Not all blue Smarties are terrorists. I never said that.

    Foriegners are another matter. They dress badly, talk funny and they are shortarse. Doesn't mean I hate the shortarse badly dressed rude mumbling bastards. My mate Big Jaffa is Scotch and whilst I do not like the fat cunt, we breeze along.

    I struggle to imagine a less racist man than me.
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  9. How comes you have a gold medal?

    Who hands the medals out?

    What is the criterion for medals?

    Why have none been taken away from me for bone posts?

  10. You have to part with some roubles to get the gold one . It's only site I frequent so it's worth throwing in a bit .

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  11. Spending nearly 10 years visiting a loosely military themed website isn't really something to boast about, a bit like being a 22 year Lcpl in charge of the bedding store.
  12. Rod924

    Rod924 LE Reviewer

    I am not even on the bloody members list! Charming. And joined before ^^^^.........RHIP I suppose
  13. Damn straight. Serve it out Duke.
    Do not have Deltics and never had Deltics.
    No marks.
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  14. Join a gym and watch the milfs in lycra bending over doing weights, it works for me!:)