Have your Eye bleach handy

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Steven, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. Steven

    Steven LE

  2. Burn it. From a safe distance and with sufficient ventilation.
  3. stejones

    stejones Clanker

    'Even though one of Pauline's legs weighs more than I do, we're able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us,'

    How the fuck do they do it or more to the point why the fuck would they do it.

    Saying that a bet a couple of arrser's wouldnt mind a try
  4. I bet she's a lovely personality.
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You horrible cunt. No need for that at this time of the morning. And she's fucking ginger!

  6. Rawhide

    Rawhide LE

    Why are they happy?
  7. Are you all gay? Etc...
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  8. Shaolinpunk

    Shaolinpunk Old-Salt

    Let's not waste the earths precious resources, we could get a few hundred bars of soap out of her I'd imagine, our 'single currency or war' advocating friends know a thing or two about that!
  9. Fat_Cav

    Fat_Cav LE

    With her habit of stuffing her face, I bet she can pull-off the most amazing blow job.

    I reckon her stomach literally sucks the food down her oesophagus, so she'll be drawing on your hampton like one of those sea-bed vacuums the archaeologists use.
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  10. I've seen fatter walking about in Ron Hills and high heels around the NAAFI
  11. Hold on, could a harrier take off of its thighs?
  12. There was a documentary about this sort of thing a few years ago- I can't remember what it was called though.
    It's a creepy sort of dominance fetishism.

    Fat fetishism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    The thinner partner gets off on the immobility and dependancy of the fat one. So they feed them. Think bondage, using the partners own lard.
  13. I'm considering it after looking at that.
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  14. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Fuck a STOAT!!

    Still, any port and all that.
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