Have you shagged Tiger Woods?

Have you rooted Tiger Woods?

  • Yes, hasn't everyone?

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  • No, I'm the only one

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Maybe, I was pissed

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  • What the ****'s it got to do with you?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm saving myself for Jesus

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • **** owes me a tenner

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It's a bit dusty in here

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • What's 'rooted'?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Who's Tiger Woods?

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  • I prefer your Mum

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
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#1
Since the aptly-named Tiger is allegedly into double figures, is there a mortal limit to his influence, or is it only a matter of time before we all get a random seeing-to?

Fuck, I thought I'd deleted this. Too late now!
 
#2
For those who aren't fluent in kangarooian, a 'root' is a shag. Also, flipflops are called thongs, a duvet is a doona and grouse means good. Odd, odd people.
 
#4
JesterRIP said:
Everyone's heard of the term 'rooted' - although I always thought it was 'routed' - but it's not something I normally use a spell checker for saying that.
You forgot 'Yoot', or 'Ute' or whatever the spelling is.
PS - Aus, I voted for your mum. After all, she produced you, so she cant be that bad. :wink:
Awwwww, thanks mate! I just switched on the Christmas lights too!
 
#5
I've voted, so throw another abo on the barbie or whatever it is you do down there.
 
#7
OK, you bastards, so far Tiger and Mum are neck-and-neck, closely followed by Jesus. Jesus has a long history of tenacious performances, but then so has Tiger, and he hasn't been putting himself about for 2009 years. This could be a photo-finish...put some effort in, Mum!
 
#8
I tried to fuck Rolf Harris with a claw Hammer once, does that count ?

er just off to the dunny to lite a dorrie up, by the bill a bong, then I'm going to throw a sheila on the barbie and cook a raw prawn.
 
#10
auscam said:
Which end?
The claw end, you numptyhead, whats the point of hitting someone with the handle end of a claw hammer :WINK:
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
I thought the missus done me in my sleep with her 'Mamba' the other week, but now I'm not sure. All I know is that it was dark, and my arrse still hurts.
 
#12
Biped said:
All I know is that it was dark, and my arrse still hurts.
But I did leave you 50p under the pillow.
 
#14
Is anybody in the slightest bit suprised that this has happened?
It was only a matter of time before some sh*t appeared about 'clean cut' 'All American' Tiger but f*ck me! He's getting hammered at the minute.

He is worth millions, he jets off around the world and has more than likely rattled 5 times what has been leaked in the papers........wouldn't you? F*ckin right you would.

OK, so his name is Eldrick and he should never ever take off that baseball cap but there's going to be f*nny dripping off him wherever he goes.........Shag away Tiger, never mind that the missus is stunning and most men would gnaw off a testicle just to sniff her gusset, sow those racially spurious oats.
 
#15
In tenuously-related news, the scrubber hostie who allegedly ROOTED Ralph Fiennes in the aircraft brasco (pure class, that) has been had up for fraud.

Ooh.
 
#16
The latest trollop in the Tiger shag fest saga is a soft core porn star who spilled the beans on the love affair last May, but was dismissed as a money grabbing attention seeking whore.

But now it comes to light that she is in fact a truthful money grabbing attention seeking whore!





PS, the porn stars name is Holly Sampson - not Auscam's mum.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
RangeStew said:
Biped said:
All I know is that it was dark, and my arrse still hurts.
But I did leave you 50p under the pillow.
That 50p showed 2 days later :crying:
 
#18
Gym-Princess said:
The latest trollop in the Tiger shag fest saga is a soft core porn star who spilled the beans on the love affair last May, but was dismissed as a money grabbing attention seeking whore.

But now it comes to light that she is in fact a truthful money grabbing attention seeking whore!





PS, the porn stars name is Holly Sampson - not Auscam's mum.
You mean...she's been lying to me? :crying:
 
#19
auscam said:
In tenuously-related news, the scrubber hostie who allegedly ROOTED Ralph Fiennes in the aircraft brasco (pure class, that) has been had up for fraud.

Ooh.
I thought Raaiif (it's f*ckin Ralph you kn*b) was a pillow bit...., um, sausage joc......oh, uphill garde........damn this polite speak!!! It thought he was homosexual.
 

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