Have you had a tough day

Gray -Grunt

Clanker
Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one but you knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place
called "the world"

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the
air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person
you're holding underwater.

See! You're smiling already.
 
Cant you delete and repost in the correct area?

I'm imagining your starting to go limp.

There are no more bubbles coming from your mouth and nose.

Your eyes have that 'dead' look about them

Because you are dead. Aaaannnd breathe....
 
I need a pee as well after reading that!
 
Never mind a bad day, its been a bad year. I invented the single sandal for one legged amputees. Unfortunately its a flop.
 
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Youre walking through a desert
Quranic chanting is in the background.
The sweat stains your orange jumpsuit.
Arabic script scrolls across the screen.
Masked men with rifles.
You're in a cage.
A flame is lit......

We are all feeling better already.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
Never mind a bad day, its been a bad year. I invented the single sandal for one legged amputees. Unfortunately its a flop.
Never mind. Use tyres as a source of rubber. If you can get 365 flops from a single tyre, it could be a Goodyear.
 

0311

Old-Salt
I sure did.

Found out my best friend is a bit of a feygele..

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