Have You Had a Lucky Day?

#1
Went into a shop to buy me Gt Grandson a birthday card, sorting through me change I saw that some arsehole had given me a foreign coin, looked at it again and saw it was an 1879 Victoria shilling! Result.
 
#4
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Before I joined the Army i was a green keeper on a golf course. Early one morning, whilst mowing the greens, a mate saw something glinting in the early morning sun. Turned out to be a top notch Rolex watch. Lucky bastard.
 
C

cloudbuster

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#5
Some bloke offered to give me shilling, and half a lifetime of getting fucked-about from areshole to breakfastime.
Still, it was better than staying in Hull.
 
#7
I had a shit a few weeks ago and saw loads of blood in the bowel.
I went from thinking I had cancer of the arse, to realising my missus had left a bloody tampon in the loo for me to shit on.
Phew!
 
#8
when i was a scumbag student i was seriously behind on writing up my final year project (i had about two days left) luckily during a freak storm a few of the uni buildings were struck by lightening and some of the servers were humped. i had everything saved on disk but managed to claim everything had been wiped and got another 2 wks to finish.
 
#9
Went into a shop to buy me Gt Grandson a birthday card, sorting through me change I saw that some arsehole had given me a foreign coin, looked at it again and saw it was an 1879 Victoria shilling! Result.
Oi that's busting that is. Was it loike 'un yaw mother gave as a kid?
 
#10
Went into a shop to buy me Gt Grandson a birthday card, sorting through me change I saw that some arsehole had given me a foreign coin, looked at it again and saw it was an 1879 Victoria shilling! Result.
Great Grandson!? So the coin came from the same time period as you?
 
#12
Great Grandson!? So the coin came from the same time period as you?
Close. I've got 5 of the little gets, and another due to pop in March (the month not Lincs) plus, 18 Grandchildren, so there.
 
#15
I had a shit a few weeks ago and saw loads of blood in the bowel.
I went from thinking I had cancer of the arse, to realising my missus had left a bloody tampon in the loo for me to shit on.
Phew!
How did the tampon get into your bowel? Did you eat it, or stuff it up your arse? Either way, it's pretty sick.......
 
#17
#18
Remember those 20p pieces everyone was getting excited about in 2009? I got one in my change one night, put it in a different pocket to keep it safe, got a bit drunk and used it to pay the minicab. Doh!
20p for a cab? Despite the cheap taxis, I wouldn't want to live on the Isle of Sheppey.
 

walkyrie

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Book Reviewer
#19
I found a fiver on the floor whilst walking to work this morning.

Then I shat myself at lunch.

That's Karma that is.
 
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