Have you ever shagged your mates mum?

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  1. Well have you?
  2. no, but i did steal a load of a mates mums underwear once while i was pissed
  3. You got any for sale?
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Can we have a thread about why Landys fail their MOT's?

    No fucking windscreen washers you fucking cunt? I bet you have the Directors cut of The Wizard of Oz with Extra Scenes Never Before Seen, dont you Dorothy?
  5. Who? Me??????????
  6. That seems a very specific rant there TID, bad day ?
  7. The fucking rubies just fall out- don't even have to drive the thing around. Just falling out. By themselves.
  8. Well you should 1005 that bitch! Simples
  9. Yes - but I would describe as "she shagged me" - but it was memorable at the age of 17 and still learning!
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Thats transfer box oil. It is red. An easy mistake to make but it is not rubies. And slippers do not require a MoT. Watch it.
  12. I've shagged my several of my mum's mates, does that count for anything?
  13. Not without evidence to be shared with the group
  14. Just the once. But it doesn't really count 'coz she was dead.
  15. Pics would be epic haha