Anyone out there ever been balls deep with a page 3 type or got any nice grundgy stories of the rich and famous doing anything remotely perverse ! I once met Michelle Pfiefer in a restuarant in LA -she was up for it but i only had eyes for my big juicy burger -it was the only beef i fancied pounding at that moment. Also had two page 3 types rub baby oil over their naked bodies and rub themselves all over my face -lovely, although i did have trouble walking with a huge erection afterwards. I had to batter it against the bar to reduce the blood swell. Come on share your stories !