Have you done Time?

#1
Prompted by comments on other posts re: what a cushy time cons have at HM Majesty's pleasure these days, and having a niece who works in a nick who tells tales out of class; have any of you experienced chokey recently? Me a few days in detention for fisticuffs with the gallant lads from the RMP. Apart from that I wouldn't know. anyone care to 'fess up and enlighten the rest of us?
 

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#2
shagnasty said:
Prompted by comments on other posts re: what a cushy time cons have at HM Majesty's pleasure these days, and having a niece who works in a nick who tells tales out of class; have any of you experienced chokey recently? Me a few days in detention for fisticuffs with the gallant lads from the RMP. Apart from that I wouldn't know. anyone care to 'fess up and enlighten the rest of us?
Time is a Constant:

One - Two/Three - One

Never changes :lol:
 
#5
yes... got 2 months for assult... was out within 5 weeks... And obviously, I went to jail with dignity
 
#7
I done time. I wis walkin doon our street and there were these scummy tims in their green and grey shirts. Wan of them tried to nick a purse aff some auld biddy. Being a gym member, I caught up with him and gave him a good doin. i got 6 months but it was worth it
 
#8
Two separate overnighters in Caerphilly and Merthyr Tydfil. Caerphilly was the worst, the shitter in the corner had backed up and was full of puke and shit (mid 70's)
 
#12
fishfingers said:
WilliamStruth said:
Did a bit of pokey in Lahore once.

Picked up this lovely wee thing.

Battered it's head in when I found out what she/he was hiding between its legs.
Could have just tucked it out the way :lol:


That is -ahem-....not my type of thing.

Not a shred of dignity in those kind of shenanigans.
 

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