We have seen a bloke dress himself as a suicide bomber, incite religious hatred and incite murder, these must constitute numerous crimes in the UK. And he appears to of got away with it by saying sorry. Well here are some crimes I would like to say sorry for. Speeding on numerous occasions - Sorry Tesco petrol garage - You never charged for the twix I bought with my petrol, I stiil took it. - Sorry Skipping a few red traffic lights, especially those road work lights - Sorry The woman I left asleep in a B and B a few years ago. - Sorry (ps did you pay the bill? sorry) Oh there are many many more, need time to think . . . That feels better, knowing that I am automatically forgiven.