Nice one spike. Whatever did happen to Bradshaw. Surely, him not being able to return to his unit on time cannot have been his only fcuk up in what was shaping up to be a most amusingly un-illustrious army career.
Come on Bradshaw we want to hear all about your latest escapades.
As for you Chubby Brown. Can't you see that your laptop and cooker have just got together to wind you up like everyone else does. And have you forgotten your fieldcraft lessons already man? Don't you know how to make a sun dial or were you asleep during that module as well?