Have Squaddie Standards Slipped???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by HHH, Jun 18, 2011.

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  1. HHH

    HHH LE

  2. Well the guy closest the camera had the best chance, but with her advanced years her tits are no longer where they used to be.
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  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    He should have had a root around for them!!
  4. She'd still get it though.
  5. Growler? I bet she's a dirty cunt in bed.
  6. Oh, no doubt and I would definitely do her.
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  7. Be no good to you though,would she?

    Maybe the reason no twats grabbed her thruppennies is that she is a howling banshee of a hideous porridge wog and therefore the men have some standards.
  8. Since when did anything at all put a squaddie off? If being a howling banshee or being hideous meant that a woman wouldn't get it from a member of the Army, the birth rate in Brecon would be zero by now.
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  9. HHH

    HHH LE

    Emh, look at the headgear of the guys!!!
  10. HHH

    HHH LE


    The Navy and Air Force didn't do themselves any favours by putting these two forward for a photo shoot!!!
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  11. They're PTIs aren't they? Why would they take time out from fake tanning and wanking each other off in the changing rooms for a woman?
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  12. Whoops,just goes to show that even they wouldn't touch it.
  13. And the Royal Marines chappy has one eye in Wales and his cap badge in Kent.
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  14. She's probably got sons who need attention.
  15. She doesn't unfortunately. One daughter, of the ginger persuasion, aged sixteen.