Recently whilst out with current Arbyette, I got chatting to a bloke, same age, works in same industry, that was a "friend of a friend". Seemed like a top bloke, insisted on drinking wine but then there's nothing wrong with that in this day and age. He suggested that I come round to his the next night as he was having a dinner party. (It was at this point an initial alarm went off). Dutifly we attended the next night and his gaff was immaculate, all white and glass and that shiite. No collection of beermats, no screwfix catalogues in the lav. His cd collection included Sade's Greatest hits (he's 23 and I didnt know they had any greatest hits). It gets worse. He cooks (and I dont mean he empties a can of beans onto toast and chucks a couple of microwavable sausages on the plate. The final nail is his car. Its...a...nissan micra. (denim blue, aparently) question is, have I got a gay? Also, will I be labelled as a gay by proxy for associating with this bloke? Is it ok if he's not the floaty-squeeling-hairdresser type?