have i been abducted by aliens

went for beer last night, had a few and then more, woke up this am with a mind blank in an unknown place :oops:
ohh woo is me, please help 8)
I get abducted every week mate - to make matters worse they rob me, sh1t in my mouth, and p1ss my missus off just before i awake from the coma they put me in.

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