Have another job Mr Prescott...

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  1. From today's on-line Telegraph;

    Full article here
  2. F*cking champagne socialist.... Hero of the working classes eh Prescott?

    Can't wait till we have that fat f*cker in front of the post revolutionary firing squad! Wouldn't be a difficult target!
  3. I'm not a man who is given to violent outbursts...... but I would glass that fu.cking fat waster if he ever darkened the door of a pub I was in.

    Yes, have another job Mr Prescott. ..... but you're not fit to wipe the shi.t from my boots.
  4. Eighteen staff ? Eighteen ? For a useless, fat, jobless tw@ like Prescott ? How the f*** can anyone justify that ?
  5. Need an expert on the FOI act here - as these are public posts, I understand that they should have been advertised, even if only as transfer. I'm sure that being the political animal that he is, that our John, wouldn't have done anything wrong here - so, 'nuff said.
  6. Eighteen staff...

    Four to follow him around and make sure he doesn't punch/seduce anyone;

    four to carry his wallet;

    the remaining ten to carry the pies.

    Seriously though, can anyone come up with a half-way plausible explanation as to what he is for?
  7. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Holy God Lucks...have a thought for my blood pressure will you?

    I swear you only posted this to give me apoplexy.....

    As i've said, I met a guy on Sir Galahad who was old enough to have served with Prescott when he was a seaborne waiter...his verdict?

    [i]" Hasn't changed a bit....'e was a wakner back then as well... "[/i]

    How would you mark The Celestial Navigator on his Judgement of Character skills ?....Jeez has any PM surrounded himself with a more cutthroat crew of morally bankrupt chancers than this one?

    ( steady heart.....calm,calm.....OMMMMMM )

    Lee Shaver
  8. His removal from office would start a leadship bun fight earlier than El Presidenta bLiar wants. So Jabba the Pressa Hut gets to stay untill Princess bLiar finally goes. ANd he is making the most of it!!!
  9. What a waste of oxygen and space this man is. Just think the 2M that he is costs could add another 65 quid to the deployment bonus for the 30K or so service folks deploying somewhere more dangerous than his Hull constituency making it up to 2300 quid! :x
  10. so he keeps the top draw office suite to shag wimmin in then?!
  11. Seriously though, what are the 18 for? What is it that they'll do they he couldn't do before? Is this all for show to keep up with the (Whitehall) Jones? Waste.
  12. He's been a liability for years.

    Our former ambassador in Washington really laid into Prescott in his book DC Confidential. Described him as a 'political pygmy' among the massai warriors of Washington politics.

    He apparently insists on meeting the US Vice President every time he visits Washington as he regards himself as the VP of Britain. After the meetings, the US VP's staff call the embassy for a summary of what happened as the Americans really struggle to understand what he is saying. His top comment was stating that RAF Harriers can drop bombs from an altitude of 15 feet!

    Why has Blair kept him for all this time? The leadership thing wasn't an issue until recently. Is he just a token to placate Labour's hard left or is there more to it?